Wife: Honey, that light is flickering. Can you fix it?
Husband: Do I look like an electrician?
Later that day
Wife: Dear, this drawer is catching and doesn't work right. Is there something you can do about it?
Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?
In the evening.
Wife: The toilet is always running; do you know why that is?
Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
The following day, the husband comes home from work and notices the light is not flickering.
Husband: Hey, the light is not flickering - what happened?
Wife: You won't believe it, the new neighbour stopped by to introduce himself and while we were chatting, he noticed the light flickering. He said he can fix it. While he was fixing it, I mentioned the toilet and the drawer we talked about. He said he can fix it all, but he'd need payment - either bake a cake or simply have sex with him.
Husband: What kind of cake did you get for him?
Wife: Do I look like a baker?
