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Joke of the day
- Thread starter wesward
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Heard this one at A&W this morning:
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
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A trucker finds a lamp on the ground at a truck stop.
A genie comes out and says, “Thank you for releasing me, master. I will grant you one wish.”
The trucker thinks for a moment and says, “I would like my own personal, private, toll-free road from New York to California.”
The genie shakes his head and says, “There are far too many federal, state, and local regulations involved, that would be too difficult. Is there anything else you’d rather have?”
The trucker thinks for another minute and says “I wish my wife would stop nagging me.”
The genie replies,
“ How many lanes do you want?"
A genie comes out and says, “Thank you for releasing me, master. I will grant you one wish.”
The trucker thinks for a moment and says, “I would like my own personal, private, toll-free road from New York to California.”
The genie shakes his head and says, “There are far too many federal, state, and local regulations involved, that would be too difficult. Is there anything else you’d rather have?”
The trucker thinks for another minute and says “I wish my wife would stop nagging me.”
The genie replies,
“ How many lanes do you want?"
What is it called when you carve a pumpkin in September?
Premature ejackolantern.
Premature ejackolantern.
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And a little dad joke to get everyone ready for the long weekend:
What’s the fastest way to deliver Thanksgiving dinner? A gravy train!
What’s the fastest way to deliver Thanksgiving dinner? A gravy train!
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I'm sure we've all seen this before.
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A few weeks back, a bunch of us truckers were killing time at a restaurant in Sydney waiting for the ferry for NL. One guy says, "I'm heading to St John's with a trailerload of turkeys for Thanksgiving". Another trucker says " the only things St John's be good for are hookers and hockey players". The first trucker irately says - "hey wait a minute, me sister is from St John's to which the second trucker says "oh - what position does she play?"
Igor Galanter
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Jury awards just $23K in local man's $10M civil suit following crash
Robert Cirilli, now 30, compensated $23,500 by local jury, which found him largely responsible for June 2017 collision near Honda plant in Alliston
www.orilliamatters.com
Nice try, eh...
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I think this is the funniest one in this thread..Jury awards just $23K in local man's $10M civil suit following crash
Robert Cirilli, now 30, compensated $23,500 by local jury, which found him largely responsible for June 2017 collision near Honda plant in Alliston
Nice try, eh...