Joke of the day

[JACKBURTON]

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

 

[Jim L]

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.

He’s basically one big Banner.

 

[mytruck25]

For those of you my age and older:
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thats awesome, very funny

 

[AHA Trans]

For those of you my age and older:
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My favourite Jojos character!

 

[normanjean]

Where are all the jokes of the day? Come on people lets have some fun here

 

[JACKBURTON]

Where are all the jokes of the day? Come on people lets have some fun here

Fine!

A man walks into a bar. Across the room he sees a little 1ft high man wearing a tiny tuxedo and playing a miniature grand piano. The guy asks the bartender what's up with the little guy? The bartender tells him there's a genie in the bathroom granting wishes. The guy heads to the bathroom and finds the genie who asks "What is your wish?" The guy thinks for a minute then wishes for a million bucks. POOF! The bathroom starts to fill up with ducks. The guy heads back to the bartender. Ducks are pouring into the bar through the entrance. Falling from the ceiling, climbing up the stairs from the basement. "Hey buddy, I think your genie is hard of hearing." The bartender laughs: "No shit! You don't think I wished for a 12" pianist do you?"