"Joke of the day"

[RoadKing]

Got a check call from a girl from a "world renowned broker" (most of you guys know who i'm talking about) asking which city is my driver at this point of time. I replied "he is in Vancouver today" She goes "which city in Vancouver"? Had to explain her that city is Vancouver which is in B.C province of Canada.

 

[RK in AB]

Some People's Kids

I got a call from a broker about a load. The conversation went something like this:

Me: Hello, Rick speaking.
Her: There's a load stuck in Napoleon. I need some help.
Me: Give him some Exlax and send him on his way!
Her: Huh?
Me: I can't offer any other help than that.
Her: Huh?
Me: Thanks for the call, sorry I couldn't be more help. (hangs up chuckling)