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This is a real groaner. What do you call a Frenchman who has been mauled by a cat?……….Claude.
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Joke of the day
- Thread starter wesward
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Really? Saturday and Sunday seemed like they were about 20 minutes long.
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Weekend always flies by, at least the to-do list is slightly shorter.
Regrading daylight in the North (and on the west edge of EST) - today daylight will be 5:59 AM - 9:50 PM. On the longest day of the year - 5:14 AM - 10:44 PM!! 17 1/2 hours of daylight!!
Problem is trying to explain to a 9 year old it's time for bed when it's sunny...
Keep well,
Mike
Regrading daylight in the North (and on the west edge of EST) - today daylight will be 5:59 AM - 9:50 PM. On the longest day of the year - 5:14 AM - 10:44 PM!! 17 1/2 hours of daylight!!
Problem is trying to explain to a 9 year old it's time for bed when it's sunny...
Keep well,
Mike
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Don't worry. Less than 3 weeks until the days get shorter again.
Bedtime will become easier soon enough.
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Yes, conversely, the shortest day of the year here is only 8 hours and 22 minutes of sunshine.
I'll focus on June rather than December, especially up here, lol.
Keep well,
Mike
I'll focus on June rather than December, especially up here, lol.
Keep well,
Mike
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Why is it that if you donate one kidney, people love you, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police?
Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.
They always have the end in sight.
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My mother told me, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Terrible way to learn I’m adopted.