Igor Galanter
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Joke of the day
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Shakey
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Are you sure he came out of that end and not the other?
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Shakey
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Driver dies and goes to heaven.
God meets with him and says, "for being such a good driver you can have any truck you want."
Driver thinks on it and says, "I'd like a 379 peterbilt with a 3406 cat. Lime green with purple fenders, lots of chrome, the works."
Poof there is his dream truck.
Driver climbs in, drives all over heaven, but feels something is off. Hes missing a trailer!
Driver finds God says "thank you for this beautiful truck, but is there a way I can get a trailer?"
God replies, "of course"
Poof a trailer appears and the driver hooks it and drives off. Yet the driver still feels incomplete. He needs a purpose! He needs to haul something in the trailer!
Returns to God and asks," hey any chance I can get a load to haul?"
God replies, "no sadly for that we need a dispatcher, and we havent ever gotten one up here." #comedy #dispatchers
God meets with him and says, "for being such a good driver you can have any truck you want."
Driver thinks on it and says, "I'd like a 379 peterbilt with a 3406 cat. Lime green with purple fenders, lots of chrome, the works."
Poof there is his dream truck.
Driver climbs in, drives all over heaven, but feels something is off. Hes missing a trailer!
Driver finds God says "thank you for this beautiful truck, but is there a way I can get a trailer?"
God replies, "of course"
Poof a trailer appears and the driver hooks it and drives off. Yet the driver still feels incomplete. He needs a purpose! He needs to haul something in the trailer!
Returns to God and asks," hey any chance I can get a load to haul?"
God replies, "no sadly for that we need a dispatcher, and we havent ever gotten one up here." #comedy #dispatchers
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well at least hell will be fun with the brokers / shippers / receivers - soon the driver will want in and will PAY to get into the game....just sayin' muhaha - then will double broker the load to another in heaven.... now they will have legit reason to be where they are....and if Livingston is the heaven/hell crossing broker - it will be a wait to get back
Shakey
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Neither of those leaders had a carbon tax or cancelled pipelines that affected each and every person job on here. Try again though
Shakey
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how about we keep this as it is Joke of the Day keep politics off the board
Changing the subject here - bringing it back.
The biggest joke of my day was when LoadLink called me to offer their upgraded service. The seller told me that there are so many loads available now and there is a shortage of trucks. I told him to post 3 trucks; Dallas to Toronto, Orlando to Toronto and Indianapolis to Toronto for a dry van 53'. When he had those posted, ignore the entries that say Test, and delete the ones that says trailer for use and back to me with your findings. He called me and told me that it must be because its Friday and there was nothing.
So much for a truck shortage.
The biggest joke of my day was when LoadLink called me to offer their upgraded service. The seller told me that there are so many loads available now and there is a shortage of trucks. I told him to post 3 trucks; Dallas to Toronto, Orlando to Toronto and Indianapolis to Toronto for a dry van 53'. When he had those posted, ignore the entries that say Test, and delete the ones that says trailer for use and back to me with your findings. He called me and told me that it must be because its Friday and there was nothing.
So much for a truck shortage.
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I removed some off topic posts. Let's keep it to Joke of the Day moving forward please.
Keep well,
Mike
Keep well,
Mike
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An Eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”
“Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”
“Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”
