Friday Joke -December

[Nawk]

 

[hauling_ass]

Oh....I can't wait to hear the comments from everyone on here! Thanks Nawk for sharing this!!!

 

[chica123]

Oh, that made me laught out loud! Thanks Nawk!

 

[Rob]

Never seen a bridge delivery before?

I am guessing the driver was listening to his GPS and never even paid attention to anything else.

 

[jackhole]

One beautiful December evening Pepito and his girlfriend Pepita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pepe said "Hey, mamacita, let's play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Pepa.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pepito begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please, corazoncito, just once, play Weeweechu with me."

Pepita looked at Pepito and said, "OK, one time, we'll play Weeweechu."

Pepito grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

 

[Shakey]

that one is priceless

 

[Michael Ludwig]

I think I know that bridge !!! ... It's in Binghamton, NY ... one of mine was almost in exactly the same position a few years ago. The difference being, my guy was a little more determined ... he made 3/4 of the way through ... LOL
The sad part is there are about 5 miles of "Low Bridge" signs before you get there. First trip with a brand new reefer ... 70K ... POOF !!!

 

[Igor Galanter]

I remember I was parked before such low bridges myself quite a few times and waited for any trucker to go either first or helping to reroute.
Yakes....