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So I thought to myself, hey look at that, they have games... Casino??? I'm thinking that I have a pretty good poker face... let's try that.
So I put on my shades and my fake mustache so that the computer can't read me... Pretty shrude thinking, hehehe...
So I get going in blackjack and I'm bobbing and weaving and doing pretty good... blowing the 'puters doors off, snicker, snicker.
I'm doing real good, my confidence is high, I can't lose... (Ever thought that?)
Ok, he gives me an Ace, he's got a 7... How sweet is that??? The hell with it... Bet it all... Click hit... Get a 9... woohooo 20. Beat that, loser hehehe.
What??? he gets a 3, then an Ace... How can that be??? NOOOOOOO....
As George Carlin would say "S**t, Damn, F**k"...
Ok, now I'm outta cash and this damn computer beat me (even with my shades and fake mustache). I can't understand how he did it but....
So my question is, who will give me a loan? I promise to pay it back after I win my next hand... LOL...
Or am I now banned from the casino??? LMAO
So I put on my shades and my fake mustache so that the computer can't read me... Pretty shrude thinking, hehehe...
So I get going in blackjack and I'm bobbing and weaving and doing pretty good... blowing the 'puters doors off, snicker, snicker.
I'm doing real good, my confidence is high, I can't lose... (Ever thought that?)
Ok, he gives me an Ace, he's got a 7... How sweet is that??? The hell with it... Bet it all... Click hit... Get a 9... woohooo 20. Beat that, loser hehehe.
What??? he gets a 3, then an Ace... How can that be??? NOOOOOOO....
As George Carlin would say "S**t, Damn, F**k"...
Ok, now I'm outta cash and this damn computer beat me (even with my shades and fake mustache). I can't understand how he did it but....
So my question is, who will give me a loan? I promise to pay it back after I win my next hand... LOL...
Or am I now banned from the casino??? LMAO
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