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So I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu inhand, i order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon,and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says "ohI'm sorry we don't have any ground beef" so i say "buthere on the menu it says you have hamburger" and sheresponds "Oh well we have hamburger!" So i said okI'll take the hamburger instead of the ground beefthen. She says no problem!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To getrid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard andhung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You wantit, you take it." For three days the fridge sat therewithout even one person looking twice at it. Heeventually decided that people were too un-trusting ofthis deal. It looked to good to be true, so hechanged the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." Thenext day someone stole it. Caution
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the realestate agent which direction was north because, heexplained, he didn't want the sun waking him up everymorning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"When my brother explained that the sun rises in theeast, and has for sometime, she shook her head andsaid, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 callcenter. One day I got a call from an individual whoasked what hours the call center was open. I told him,"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern orPacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, Isaid, "Uh, Pacific"
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in ourcafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrativeassistants talking about the sunburn she got on herweekend drive to the shore. She drove down in aconvertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburnedbecause the car was moving"
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it'sdesigned to cut through a seat belt if she getstrapped. She keeps it in the trunk
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed thatthe cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a bigparty, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2times 10% and gave us a 20% discount
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a womanwith a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every timeshe turned her head?" I explained that a person's noseand ear remain the same distance apart no matter whichway the head is turned
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggagearea. So I went to the lost luggage office and toldthe woman there that my bags never showed up. Shesmiled and told me not to worry because she was atrained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a manordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be aloneand the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time beforeresponding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't thinkI'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep,
...They WalkAmong Us, too.
...They Walk Among Us
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To getrid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard andhung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You wantit, you take it." For three days the fridge sat therewithout even one person looking twice at it. Heeventually decided that people were too un-trusting ofthis deal. It looked to good to be true, so hechanged the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." Thenext day someone stole it. Caution
...They Walk Among Us
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the realestate agent which direction was north because, heexplained, he didn't want the sun waking him up everymorning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"When my brother explained that the sun rises in theeast, and has for sometime, she shook her head andsaid, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
...They WalkAmong Us
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 callcenter. One day I got a call from an individual whoasked what hours the call center was open. I told him,"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern orPacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, Isaid, "Uh, Pacific"
...They Walk Among Us
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in ourcafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrativeassistants talking about the sunburn she got on herweekend drive to the shore. She drove down in aconvertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburnedbecause the car was moving"
...They Walk Among Us
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it'sdesigned to cut through a seat belt if she getstrapped. She keeps it in the trunk
...They Walk Among Us
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed thatthe cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a bigparty, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2times 10% and gave us a 20% discount
...They WalkAmong Us
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a womanwith a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every timeshe turned her head?" I explained that a person's noseand ear remain the same distance apart no matter whichway the head is turned
...They Walk Among Us
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggagearea. So I went to the lost luggage office and toldthe woman there that my bags never showed up. Shesmiled and told me not to worry because she was atrained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
...TheyWalk Among Us
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a manordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be aloneand the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time beforeresponding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't thinkI'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep,
...They WalkAmong Us, too.
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