JACK Bauer jokes

[Paul S]

Professor Charles Xavier from X Men once tried to read jack Bauers mind. Now he;s sitting ina wheel chair

 

[rw4932]

Jack Bauer wipes his bum with chain mail and sand paper.

 

[Paul S]

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back

 

[beavis]

jack vs super

Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at superman for having a weakness.

 

[beavis]

Jack Bauers voice can be heard in the new Apple Commercial. Bill Gates immediately switched to a MAC!

 

[rw4932]

Jack Bauer always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from Jack Bauer.

 

[Derek's Diva]

Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because Chuck Norris is a pussy.

 

[Derek's Diva]

Jack Daniels is just a watered-down version of Jack Bauer

 

[Derek's Diva]

Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples

 

[MyTrucksMyRates]

Jack Bauer once played Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris in a "who has the most testicles contest." He beat them both by a combined total of 46.

 

[Rob]

Who the hell is Jack Bauer sounds like one tough SOB..

 

[noproblembuddy]

Jack is from the tv show "24" which I always thought was about beer. Just like that time I thought the show "Medium" was about coffee.