Friday Joke

[sawgrass]

Story with a moral (be patient & read on)
Moral of this story is....BRILLIANT!!


This is a story about
A Fly, a Fish, a BearA Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.

There is a moral to this story......
In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.
The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,

'Gosh...if I go down three inches
I will feel the mist
From the water and I will be refreshed.'
There was a fish in the water thinking,

'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.'

There was a bear on the shore thinking,

'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches
That fish will jump for the fly...
And I will grab the fish!!'
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank
Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....
'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish leaps for it...
That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.'
Now, you probably think this is
Enough activity on one river bank,
But I can tell you there's more....


A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,
'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish jumps for that fly..
And that bear grabs for that fish..
The dumb hunter will shoot the bear
And drop hischeese sandwich.'
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
(as was fashionable to do on the banks of
this particular river around lunch time)


'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..
And that fish jumps for that fly
And that bear grabs for that fish
And that hunter shoots that bear..
And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ..
Then I can havemouse for lunch.'
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he
heads down for the cooling mist of the water.
The fish swallows the fly...

The bear grabs the fish..


The hunter shoots the bear..



The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
The cat jumps for the mouse..
The mouse ducks...

The cat falls intothe water and drowns.
NOW, The Moral Of The Story....
Whenever a fly goes down three inches,


Some pussy's gonna be in serious danger.
didn't see that onecoming,did you?

 

[jackhole]

That last one was so bad , time for Jackhole to get back in the game.............


Little Johnny the Entrepreneur
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very
excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl
scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to
appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my
obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.

Little
Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I
explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current
events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually,
it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her
breath...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom
and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467" he
said."$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you
selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes!" echoed
the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that
much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I
set up a Chip & Dip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free
sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!" Then
I would say, "It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?
I used the
government approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making
you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."