Friday Joke

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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

 

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Friday Joke...Again

This one was too good not to post....

A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs - she found he husband curled up in the corner of the basement...crying like a baby.

"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked - worried about what could hurt him so much. "Remember...20 years ago - I got you pregnant and your father threatened me to either marry you or go to jail?"

"Yes, of course," she replied.

"Well...I would have been released from jail this afternoon!"