Friday Funny

[buzzy]

The Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva can't dissolve something, you can't taste
it.

Women will be finished reading this by now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.~~~~~

 

[Wylee]

Male Wisdom....

This girl looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said,
"Is that Corona or Labatts ?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath, try it out and tell me"

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "You know, if you lost a few pounds, shaved and got your
hair cut, you'd look all right."

I responded back, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your girl friends
over there."

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I was telling a girl in the pub last night about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling their boobs.

"Really ?" she said, "Go on then, give it a try," shaking her boobs at me.

After about 30 seconds of my boob fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on, what day was I born ?"

I said, "Yesterday."

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I got caught taking a leak in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I almost fell in.

 

[loaders]

Hey Wylee, where do you want the royalty checks sent for using those zingers? The whole office is roaring, especially over the 3rd one!

 

[jackhole]

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

Two ........but don't ask me how they got in there !