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I went to the library to look for a good author who wrote about dinosaurs. When I couldn't find a good one I asked the librarian and she said
"Try Sarah-Tops"
 
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oooohh groan! Dad joke lol!
I have to remember this one to send to an uncle that loves the groaners!
 
Did you ever notice that when geese are flying in their "V" , the one line is longer than the other. Do you know why this is ? ............. it's because there's more geese in that row :)
 
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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor ?

............... where's my tractor ! lol
 
Did you here about the Koala Bear that walked into a bar , had lunch , pulled out a gun and started firing everywhere.
Bartender chased him down the street and asked him what the hell is was doing ?
Koala Bears says, "Koala Bear" , look it up in the dictionary. " Eats , shoots and leaves"
 
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders a beer. The giraffe lays down in the corner. The bartender says to the guy "Hey, you cant leave that lyin there."
The guy says, "Its not a Lion, its a giraffe".
 
How many Amishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb ? 100 - one to screw it in and 99 to make lunch
 
a little Christmas humour for the kids , and dispatchers ,

knock knock ,
who's there ?
centipede ,
centipede who ? ,
centipede all over the Christmas tree
 
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