Joke of the day

[rmarks]

I went to the library to look for a good author who wrote about dinosaurs. When I couldn't find a good one I asked the librarian and she said
"Try Sarah-Tops"

 

[fancyhedge]

oooohh groan! Dad joke lol!
I have to remember this one to send to an uncle that loves the groaners!

 

[jackhole]

Did you ever notice that when geese are flying in their "V" , the one line is longer than the other. Do you know why this is ? ............. it's because there's more geese in that row

 

[Rob]

Did you ever notice that when geese are flying in their "V" , the one line is longer than the other. Do you know why this is ? ............. it's because there's more geese in that row

You win that was worst joke of the year so far JA--

 

[jackhole]

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor ?

............... where's my tractor ! lol

 

[dad2andrew]

I seriously need to stop clicking the Joke of the Day topic...

LOL!

 

[jackhole]

What do sea monsters eat ?

................................. fish and ships !

 

[fancyhedge]

What do sea monsters eat ?

................................. fish and ships !

Ok that one made me chuckle!! I needed that, tough week!

 

[ROBBY]

A family of tomatoes is walking down the street. The mommy and daddy tomato look back and notice the baby tomato lagging behind, so the daddy tomato walks up to the baby tomato, steps on him and squashes him and says "Ketch-up".

 

[jackhole]

Did you here about the Koala Bear that walked into a bar , had lunch , pulled out a gun and started firing everywhere.
Bartender chased him down the street and asked him what the hell is was doing ?
Koala Bears says, "Koala Bear" , look it up in the dictionary. " Eats , shoots and leaves"

 

[Igor Galanter]

Have a safe day, everyone!

 

[Michael Ludwig]

You know why that is, right ???

City drivers don't have to drug test ... LOL

 

[Igor Galanter]

I'm not sure if I shared already, but it still worth repiting, eh...

 

[Ruler]

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders a beer. The giraffe lays down in the corner. The bartender says to the guy "Hey, you cant leave that lyin there."
The guy says, "Its not a Lion, its a giraffe".

 

[forward]

good ones people keep them up we need more humor

 

[jackhole]

How many Amishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb ? 100 - one to screw it in and 99 to make lunch

 

[mad dog]

a little Christmas humour for the kids , and dispatchers ,

knock knock ,
who's there ?
centipede ,
centipede who ? ,
centipede all over the Christmas tree

 

[lowmiler88]

A little ruff on the gears but can always find his way home.

 

[Michael Ludwig]

^^^ No ... definitely an auto-shift driver ... he/she is vertically challenged !!!

 

[jackhole]

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls ?
............ Sparky !