A family of tomatoes is walking down the street. The mommy and daddy tomato look back and notice the baby tomato lagging behind, so the daddy tomato walks up to the baby tomato, steps on him and squashes him and says "Ketch-up".
Did you here about the Koala Bear that walked into a bar , had lunch , pulled out a gun and started firing everywhere.
Bartender chased him down the street and asked him what the hell is was doing ?
Koala Bears says, "Koala Bear" , look it up in the dictionary. " Eats , shoots and leaves"
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders a beer. The giraffe lays down in the corner. The bartender says to the guy "Hey, you cant leave that lyin there."
The guy says, "Its not a Lion, its a giraffe".