Joke of the day

jackhole

Active Member
15
Did you ever notice that when geese are flying in their "V" , the one line is longer than the other. Do you know why this is ? ............. it's because there's more geese in that row :)
 

Rob

Site Supporter
30
Did you ever notice that when geese are flying in their "V" , the one line is longer than the other. Do you know why this is ? ............. it's because there's more geese in that row :)

You win that was worst joke of the year so far JA--
 

jackhole

Active Member
15
Did you here about the Koala Bear that walked into a bar , had lunch , pulled out a gun and started firing everywhere.
Bartender chased him down the street and asked him what the hell is was doing ?
Koala Bears says, "Koala Bear" , look it up in the dictionary. " Eats , shoots and leaves"
 

Ruler

Member
5
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders a beer. The giraffe lays down in the corner. The bartender says to the guy "Hey, you cant leave that lyin there."
The guy says, "Its not a Lion, its a giraffe".
 

jackhole

Active Member
15
How many Amishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb ? 100 - one to screw it in and 99 to make lunch
 

mad dog

New Member
2
a little Christmas humour for the kids , and dispatchers ,

knock knock ,
who's there ?
centipede ,
centipede who ? ,
centipede all over the Christmas tree
 
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