sawgrass
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An English tourist was driving through the South Island of Scotland when
he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.
A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town, so he parked his car
and went into the pub for a drink.
He grabbed a cold beer, sat at a table, and then took a look around the bar.
He immediately noticed a one-legged guy sitting over at a corner table,
masturbating without a care in the world.
The English tourist turned to the bartender and said, "what sort of country
is this? A few kilometers back down the road there was this guy having sex
with a sheep and now that guy in the corner is furiously masturbating in
full view of everyone."
The bartender said,
"You heartless English bastard. He's only got one leg.
How do you expect him to catch sheep?"
he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.
A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town, so he parked his car
and went into the pub for a drink.
He grabbed a cold beer, sat at a table, and then took a look around the bar.
He immediately noticed a one-legged guy sitting over at a corner table,
masturbating without a care in the world.
The English tourist turned to the bartender and said, "what sort of country
is this? A few kilometers back down the road there was this guy having sex
with a sheep and now that guy in the corner is furiously masturbating in
full view of everyone."
The bartender said,
"You heartless English bastard. He's only got one leg.
How do you expect him to catch sheep?"